{"product_id":"existentialist-ornaments","title":"Existentialist Ornaments","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"product-desc\"\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"custom-field custom-field__headline custom-field__type--text\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"custom-field--value\"\u003eTHIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SANTA STARES INTO THE ABYSS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte\"\u003eThis set of three glass 2\" diameter Existentialist Ornaments features an all-star lineup of existential thought that will add a dash of “cheer” to your tree. You get Albert Camus, Simone de Beauvoir, and Jean-Paul Sartre to help you stare into the abyss of the holidays. There’s also a completely hopeless and cynical quote on the back of each one to add a dash of reality to the family Christmas. Includes string for hanging.\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46889037594778,"sku":"12799","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0184\/2112\/1088\/files\/existentialist-ornaments-2_png.webp?v=1765816728","url":"https:\/\/ajmartinonline.com\/products\/existentialist-ornaments","provider":"A.J. Martin Estate Jewelry, Etc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}