Squirrel Underpants

Squirrel Underpants

Squirrel Underpants

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Are you sick and tired of squirrels running naked in the trees around your house? Have you had to hide your children's eyes when a tiny furry nudist flashes himself while you're on a walk? We've got the answer: Squirrel Underpants! Each package includes one pair of 95% cotton, 5% spandex, 6" (15.2 cm) waist underpants for squirrels. Fits most squirrels. Illustrated card. Bagged.

All fine jewelry products include free shipping within the United States and a 3-day "try-on" period. If at the end of three days you decide to return the item, just let us know. Read our Return Policy.

We encourage you to have your jewelry checked and cleaned by us or by your trusted local jeweler every six months.

Though jewelry is meant to be worn, it's also a several hundred or several thousand dollar ornament. As you would not wear suede shoes on a hike, please do not wear your jewelry to the gym, in the shower, or while sleeping.

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